What has 13 legs, a blood alcohol level of 7 and no panties? These chicks.As most of you hosers know, this friday is the annual University of Calgary Bermuda Shorts Day spectactular. As part of our mission to bring you the most balla news ever, we've decided to be the only news team offering extensive coverage on the days festivities. And in order to cover the mass drunkeness, the tower rushes, and the full frontal embarassment we're going to need reporters. The University Detectives will be on the scene video recording all the madness, but we could sure use some more help! If you'd like to help, or if you'd like to just send us your favourite BSD stories eva, send us an email at Thegontlit@live.ca.
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"What has 13 legs, a blood alcohol level of 7 and no panties? These chicks."
Ehh... Guard your crotches, men.
I have a story for you. Last BSD a drunk girl sucked me off and when she finished she looked up and said, "WOAH Your not Kevin".
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