As most of you hosers know, this friday is the annual University of Calgary Bermuda Shorts Day spectactular. As part of our mission to bring you the most balla news ever, we've decided to be the only news team offering extensive coverage on the days festivities. And in order to cover the mass drunkeness, the tower rushes, and the full frontal embarassment we're going to need reporters. The University Detectives will be on the scene video recording all the madness, but we could sure use some more help! If you'd like to help, or if you'd like to just send us your favourite BSD stories eva, send us an email at Thegontlit@live.ca.