For Wikipedia!

C.FRED :For other uses see C.FRED (disambiguation).


Tis I, the champion of the land of Wikipedia, the white knight of deletion, thy humble servant of thou lord Jimmy of Wales and Larry of Sanger. Huzzah! Foul nave! Thy detest thou trickery and deceit in posting thou heracy around thou Wikipedia page: The Gauntlet (newspaper). I will not stand for such injustice in the hills of wikipedia discussion articles, for thy kings honor I ask you lay down thy keyboard and go back from whence you came and save this land much bloodshed on my talk page. Thou act of Vandalism across thy kingdoms sacred tomes is an act against god and the user agreement, and will not be tolerated again. If thou attempts to desecrate the University of Calgary article once more with talk of Dogs thou shall be IP banished from thy kingdom never to return. I have faced much wickeder things than thou-- while serving my Liege, so do not think I will not stand and fight against you and your army of darkness. I did not back down against the onslaught of penis enlargement spam that bombarded the Obama page, forcing me to lock the topic for eternity (severely cutting off the road of information regarding the President of the United States.) No, I used my Special Barnstar, which I received from the great wizard Steve Crossin to slay each and every biased and non-informational sentence regarding zingerzzz and throbbing dix until the lands of Obama were saved from such slander and non encyclopedic knowledge.

I do not know what dark spellcheck you use in these lands foul beast, but I strongly recommend you remove your article of vandalism immediately, or I will be forced to undo your work and resurrect the old archived files of the pages you vandalized!~C.Fred (talk)