Monday, April 6, 2009

TARGET SITED: SLOW WALKING HUMAN

AT APPROXIMATELY 9:52 AM HUMAN TIME, JUST MINUTES AFTER THE 9:00 AM CLASS WAS LET OUT, I WAS FORCED TO SLOW MY JETPACKS TO A COMPLETE HALT BECAUSE OF ONE WORTHLESS AUTOBOT SYMPATHIZER WHO THOUGHT IT WOULD BE COOLANT TO TALK ON HIS CELL PHONE AS HE SAUNTERED DOWN THE HEAVILY CONGESTED SCIENCE HALLS. FOOLISH HUMAN.

HERE IS THE TIMELINE OF THE SITCH.

9:50: LEFT CLASS WITH A QUICKNESS
9: 52: IDIOT WITH CELL PHONE MANEUVERS IN FRONT OF ME
9: 53: IDIOT KEEPS TALKING ABOUT HIS "GIRLFRIEND" (LOL... I KNOW) AT A DECIBEL LEVEL EQUIVALENT OF STARSCREAMING WHILE WALKING SLOW.
9:54: ATTEMPTED BARREL ROLL
9:54: BARREL ROLL FAIL, IDIOT MET UP WITH HIS FRIENDS WHO NOW WALK IN A CHAIN AT THE PACE OF NEGATIVE SPEED OF LIGHT.
9:55: START LOOKING SUPER PISSED
9:59: IDIOT CHAIN STOPS TO CHAT WITH ANOTHER FRIEND. AINT HAVIN' NONE.
9:59: TARGET SITED
9:59: ELECTRICAL BURSTS BLAST FROM FEET AT THE BACK OF IDIOT'S LEGS
9:59: IDIOT TURNS AROUND AND GIVES ME A "excuse me?"
9:59: JUSTICE.
10:00: MADE IT TO CLASS WITH HUMAN SECONDS TO SPARE.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

MEGAN TRON!!! I missed you babe.

JJ said...

Thanks for the facebook invite, this sounds like a really cool project. I am very interested in seeing where you guys will do in the future.

Anonymous said...

Jeremy?