Monday, April 20, 2009

Problem with Grow-Ops? Alarm Force can help

It's 4/20 and I know many people are scared to celebrate this fantastic day in fear that the cops are going to come by and bust their grow-ops. No problem! Hi, I'm Joel Matlin, president of Alarm Force. We prevent people from breaking into your precious grow-ops, including the police with our effective two way instant voice communication. Our customer service representative will use the power of decibels to repel the people trying to steal yo weed. Let me tell you a secret: I've got a grow-op going in my own home and I'm using Alarm Force to protect my assets. There's no installation fee and it's all for just 29.95 a month. So call today, you know the drill.

Call 1-800-267-2001. 18002672001. Alarm Force.

Alarm Force is listed on the TSX.


Ross said...

ROFL! I almost died when I saw this post, because it was so funny.

Anonymous said...

what is with you and weed?

Anonymous said...

it was 420... duh

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