The Gontlit is slowly preparing for the worst as the paper war looms on. Wars are won through people and money, so today, we added both.
There are two new staff writers for the Gontlit, Dan Pagan and Ho Chi Thang. We really think you guys are going to like them. They offer two really different perspectives and will make a fine addition to the Gontlit fam. Dan is an experienced writer for the punk ass gauntlet and Ho Chi is Vietnamese 1st year student of Veterinary.
We also have some bad news, too fight this paper war, we're going to need the financial power of a mega-paper conglomerate like the Gauntlet, so we started selling ad space around campus. We promise this will not affect your reading pleasure.