Every week we're going to look at what the Gauntlet calls journalism and totally bash them. I hope you'll enjoy this as much as we don't enjoy the Gauntlet.
We're the type of journalistic news source that wears sunglasses and smoke cigarettes thus making us bad ass. We're expected to be bad ass. We've been told some of our articles are malicious (by Kat Lord LOL!) and tasteless but even we wouldn't stoop so far as to make fun of the recently succumbed to cancer no less, Patrick Swayze. Publishing that article just days after the greatest of all Dirty Dancers died is just tacky. Too soon guys, too soon.
This is how a classy paper does it,
Yo Patrick, you was the best.
goodnight sweet prince.
Next on the Gauntlet bashing fest... Gossip Girl is ruining the world? BITCH PLEASE. Gossip Girl is this generations voice. Without this fine cultural masterpiece we would all be lost and global warming would no doubt be an even worse situation because if people weren't watching Gossip Girl they would be outside producing dangerous emissions to the environment. If anything Gossip Girl is saving the world. Gossip Girl is also a much better puiblication than the Gauntlet.
Shitty Comics much? It's hilarious that the Gontlit has been able to work out a deal with Travis Dandro to publish his great works in fact we managed to post 2 of his works so far this week, while the Gauntlet? They decided to take a shit on their comics page and publish Horsedog and co instead of a beloved Mr Gnu? How stupid is that.
The Gauntlet sucks balls.