I be straight blasten these def beats of Kanye on ma dope as shit ipod a lot lately... just straight gazin' at space like a motherfuck. I hella recommend you fucking hit play wit a quickness, then read this whack ass shit that I be recievin' all stamped n' official like some autobot gay weddin' invitation from dis weak ass mother fucking bearded ape. Get yo lightas out yo.
" Megan Tron
Social Sciences Undergraduate
University of Calgary
Dear Mrs. Tron,
I recently received your letter requesting that I use my presidential powers to veto the Board of governors decision regarding your case of Non-academic probation and grant you amnesty so that your scholarship and greater well-being will not be jeopardized.
It is with great regret that I report, I will not be changing the decision made by the Board as per Dean Mary Walgren's recommendation. I was deeply moved by your letter, and was touched that you were willing to share your traumatic story with me. While I understand that you have made great strides in your transformation and duly recognize your recent changes, your actions against the faculty of this University are not something I am willing to risk my legacy on.
I have been very impressed with your scholarly changes and more importantly your desire to want to better yourself through honest "autobot-like" means. Use these 4 months to continue this process, and come back as an improved student. This judgement is for the best, I wish you luck, and hope to see you again at the start of the Fall semester.
Yours very sincerely,
Harvey P. Weingarten
Bitch. You can't fucking get rid a me from yo ghetto ass bitch ass school of learnin'. I'm straight jumpin' like 5 or 6 classes and gettin' ma fuckin learn on like a mother fuck wit or without yo bitch ass veto.
Harvey Mahfukking Weingarten doesn't care about alien robots.
In the night, I hear her talk, the coldest story eva told. Somewhere far along dis road, she lost her scholaship to a bearded mother fuck so heartless.