Monday, April 13, 2009

Course Ratingz

Yo, who a bot gotta blow to get an A round here? All reading week I be studyin' like a mother fuck, shit got all digitized n' memorized up in ma mainframe, them midterms wuz mutha fucking aced. but when I got all ma tests back... DEF CON SIX. Well played Optimus Prime.

Last week I be chillin' at my desk jus lettin the whack ass white boy called Professa Steve rap about his currikulim til he goes blue in da face like some whack ass aladin aguba shit. Then he start to rap about how he be handing back midterms up in this hoopty. Aite. I can dig dat shit. He hand dem back like some mah fucker passing out erasers in mac hall, dumb mahfucking cracka, you gotta do dat shit wit conviction. Professa Steve in his mustard stained cardigan hands me back ma exam..., mahfucker.... bitch gave me a C+... n had the odacity to write a lil' bitch ass note unda it, ":(". I turn back n shove ma fusion cannon up that crackas nose, n say, "muh fuckka, you betta tell me this shits a clerical error".

"No sorry Megan...you're gonna have to study harder next time".

STUDY HARDA? FUCK! Megan Tron be all up in da studying since Day one. I be always in class taking notes like a mutha fuck, EVEN while I be facebook creeping these hotties from Spain, Beunos Dios papa! Probably even studied like 2 hours the night befo this midterm, 2 MAH FUCKING HOURS A MA LIFE DOING NOTHIN BUT A G THANG, you don't even wanna know how many times I axed fo notes on blackboard. Bitch ass cardigan wearing autobot cock sucka spreading these bitch ass punk lies like he be arnold fuckin swartezenegger in true lies or somethin.

Mahfuckka got balls thats fo sure. Last professa give me shit like dat, n question ma mad balla study skills Gotta bad course rating, like a 1/5 bad, stone cold fucking bad. I aint frontin' neitha, I'm straight gangsta like dat, I'll fucking drop yo teacher average score like a mother fuck. Best believe dat shit. So I went straight home and filled that bustas course ratings with just straight inadequates and don't knows n in all ma comments said, "Professa Steve, you punk ass genie mutha fuck :(".

2 days lata I got a phone call from the dean axing me to meet her nappy ass for a meetin' bout the facebook group bout how Professa Steve has dumb up the butt n ma comments on da course rating shit, bitch probably wanna have me testify gainst this muthafuck n give me a purple heart fo surviving that weak ass shit lecture wit ma sanity. Probably been fucking up all kinds a kids grades like he some clockwork orange mother fuck, talkin' bout molecular chemistry like that shit gonna get you a job o some shit. Professa Steve, I sorry as shit that yo lost yo funk n yo job cuz of mah stone cold pwnage, but aint no one eva fuck wit me n get away with dat shit. Mess with da best, get fired like da rest. I'm a decepitcon mahfukker... the fallen always get them mahfucking revenge. Always.

5 comments:

├ćndrew said...

This is the fucking funniest shit to read while stoned.

Anonymous said...

you guys are so immature...

Anonymous said...

stfu bitch

Megan Tron said...

Ya you punk ass bitch, callin' me immature? Shit I otta come at you like a mother fuck.

Anonymous said...

like a mother fuck is like the catchphrase of 2009