A sad day in Wikipedia vandalism history

Wikipedia the free encyclopedia, built largely on the contributions of "volunteers", plans to increase policing by actually hiring editors and moderators. "Finally, I can shove that bullshit response, of how not to cite wikipedia on my term papers down my professors throat" says Second year English Student Farouq M.

This news comes just 1 week after a high tech brute force multi-computer attack on the Free enclyclopedia. It is reported that Gontlit agents altered over 100 Wikipedia articles (dozens still go unnoticed LOL) for maximum hilarity and to shamelessly plug their blogpaper. This news unfortunatley signals the end of an era for wikipedia vanadlism as it will become increasingly difficult to create or edit stories. With this sad news comes more sad news as many unpaid upper echelon volunteers or "editors" will be relieved of their duties. Our hearts and prayers go out to the C.Fred family.



In memory of the happy fun times altering wikipedia articles here is this writers favourite article found on the University of Calgary article for a period of 2 weeks. (click on the picture to read it in full).

In the Comment section, please tell us about your wiki-vandalism adventures.

For Wikipedia!

C.FRED :For other uses see C.FRED (disambiguation).


Tis I, the champion of the land of Wikipedia, the white knight of deletion, thy humble servant of thou lord Jimmy of Wales and Larry of Sanger. Huzzah! Foul nave! Thy detest thou trickery and deceit in posting thou heracy around thou Wikipedia page: The Gauntlet (newspaper). I will not stand for such injustice in the hills of wikipedia discussion articles, for thy kings honor I ask you lay down thy keyboard and go back from whence you came and save this land much bloodshed on my talk page. Thou act of Vandalism across thy kingdoms sacred tomes is an act against god and the user agreement, and will not be tolerated again. If thou attempts to desecrate the University of Calgary article once more with talk of Dogs thou shall be IP banished from thy kingdom never to return. I have faced much wickeder things than thou-- while serving my Liege, so do not think I will not stand and fight against you and your army of darkness. I did not back down against the onslaught of penis enlargement spam that bombarded the Obama page, forcing me to lock the topic for eternity (severely cutting off the road of information regarding the President of the United States.) No, I used my Special Barnstar, which I received from the great wizard Steve Crossin to slay each and every biased and non-informational sentence regarding zingerzzz and throbbing dix until the lands of Obama were saved from such slander and non encyclopedic knowledge.

I do not know what dark spellcheck you use in these lands foul beast, but I strongly recommend you remove your article of vandalism immediately, or I will be forced to undo your work and resurrect the old archived files of the pages you vandalized!~C.Fred (talk)

If its on Wikipedia, its gotta be legit

This just in.






Someone gave us a great honor by referencing us on The Gauntlet Wikipedia page. Making us 2 Legit 2 quit. We did it!!!